Posts Tagged ‘ halloween costume ’

daniel pinkwater

pinkwater

i look exactly like daniel pinkwater in this outfit, don’t i? we look a lot alike in real life anyway. we have the same hairdo and we are both a little husky.
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healthy coral reef

coralreef

my hand crocheted coral reef costume is vibrant and charming.  you can tell i’m a healthy reef by my vibrant colors and an abundance of friendly fish. yet, haunted dead reefs can be found all over the ocean’s floor. they have been starved of oxygen and polluted with chemicals!  if we are not careful,...
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dust bunny

dustbunnyclose

attractive and versatile dryer lint is often overlooked and discarded. yet it’s the sole material used to makes up my visually stunning and absorbent dustbunny outfit. for a touch of authenticity, i curl up in corners or under beds.
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sidney greenstreet in casablanca

sidney

i think everyone looks a little bit better in a fez, don’t you? you classic movie buffs will immediately recognize me as sidney greenstreet in his academy nominated role as signor ferrari in the endearing classic film casablanca.  i have yet to perfect my ingred bergman costume, but if you close your eyes, i’ll...
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cowboy with kinky friedman modification

cowboy

being pressed for time is no excuse for going costumelss on hallween or to the big masquerade ball.   i just don my cowboy hat for this classic disguise. you can too! … unless you live in texas, new mexico, montna, wyoming or any place where they really have cows. then, they think you...
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magenta crayon

crayon

not everyone can carry off this for fitting ensemble in a stunning shade of magenta, but, i think i’m doing a pretty good job of it. naturally i’ll have to master walking in this costume.  i’m going to the gazelle-like stride of iman as opposed to the pouty stomp of contemporary runway models.  actually,...
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microphone

mike

with just a microphone windscreen on my head and the call letters of a respected radio station around my neck, i look exactly like a professional news microphone… as long as i keep my arms by my side and hold my tummy in.  if i had a bit more time to whip up a...
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how to: cut a watermelon

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today i am demonstrating my favorite method for cutting up a watermelon. i’ll be using this texas seedless watermelon, but, it works just as...
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grilled cheese poetry

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my grilled cheese haiku my toasty sandwich delicious and comforting every bite heaven! various verses in praise for the glorious grilled cheese by my...
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dueling frida khalo haiku

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frida kahlo and haikus go together like manchego and quince paste, so, this was bound to happen. my friend julie submitted the first haiku...
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